giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
Reduce cellulite. Be gone dry skin. Vanish unwanted facial hair. Diminish...– Guerrilla Girls (via deathmutt)
We were meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know how important...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via wethinkwedream)
riningear: mom… dad…. I’m bisexual THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM OR EVE
singlefiletodehumanization: If Kevin Bacon doesn’t occasionally refer to his children as “Bacon bits”, then he can go fuck himself.
trivial-trials: I take my coffee With too much sugar. It’s embarrassing, really, To order coffee in public: “Small-with-cream-and-four-Splenda” Like I am a little girl Who should be drinking milk, instead. I like my life With too much you And when you’re gone I’m left with a bitter taste On the tip Of my tongue. It’s embarrassing, really.