May 2013
28 posts
giraffepoliceforce:
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
“Reduce cellulite. Be gone dry skin. Vanish unwanted facial hair. Diminish...”
– Guerrilla Girls (via deathmutt)
“We were meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know how important...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via wethinkwedream)
April 2013
23 posts
So lost.
riningear:
mom… dad…. I’m bisexual
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM OR EVE
singlefiletodehumanization:
If Kevin Bacon doesn’t occasionally refer to his children as “Bacon bits”, then he can go fuck himself.
trivial-trials:
I take my coffee With too much sugar. It’s embarrassing, really, To order coffee in public: “Small-with-cream-and-four-Splenda” Like I am a little girl Who should be drinking milk, instead.
I like my life With too much you And when you’re gone I’m left with a bitter taste On the tip Of my tongue. It’s embarrassing, really.
